"Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober."

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That must be a good feeling

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35-24-35

holy shit

A message from Anonymous
What is your current height and weight? Do you check often?

I don’t share my stats sorry. I check my weight usually once or twice a week.

A message from Anonymous
Your boobies have been looking redonkulous lately!

Lol is this a joke or ? 

A girl just knows how to use push ups I guess.

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

caughthesnitch:

Bonus:

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"Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life."

Robin Sharma (via severs)

This hit me like a brick…

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